Tuesday, October 21, 2008

Conversations While Waiting At The Doctor's Office

Parker: Would you rather chew on a rat's tail or drink an unknown liquid from the garbage can?
Lowden: Rat's tail.
Mom: Rat's tail.
Lauren: Same.

Parker: Would you rather lick a table till it's sparkling clean or eat a whole box of crayons?
Mom: Lick clean for sure.
Lowden: Clean.
Lauren: Lick Clean.

Lowden: Would you rather have an organ removed and then spend 5 nights in Hawaii or, with a scuba mask on, dunk your head in an aquarium for two days?
Parker: Could I eat?
Lowden: No
Parker: I'd rather have the organ removed.
Mom: That's a ridiculous question. I abstain from answering.
Lauren: The same as mom.

Lauren: Would you rather go to Hawaii from 90,000 years without your family or sleep in a trash can till you die?
Lowden: Go to Hawaii.
Parker: Yeah that.
Mom: That's a hard one...I guess Hawaii.

Lowden: Would you rather eat an entire pumpkin, raw stem and all, or jump off a ten story building?
Mom: Uhhh
Lowden: Personally, I'd rather jump off the ten story buidling.
Mom: Why?
Lowden: Because I'd only jump off the first floor.

What would your answers be?!

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7 comments:

Kirsten said...

You really need to write a Lowden quote book, he cracks me up.

Renee said...

Where on earth do your kids come up with these things? They are to funny for words.

Tonya said...

Rat tail, lick, Hawaii, Hawaii, and i'm with Lowden on the last question. Funny!

Jessica Gordon said...

That is TOO funny!! Lowden had some good logic on that last one!

Lakes are Great said...

That game is the worst! It always makes me sick trying to imagin which things I would really rather choose...then I pull myself back into reality and realize I don't have to do any of it!!

Valerie said...

Those "would you rathers" were hilarious! Your kids are so dang cute!

Karen said...

I love written conversations with children! These are way creative and cute! :0)

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