Proof That My Children's Brains Haven't Rotted This Summer

"Timmy and Tommy"
by Parker Hansen

Timmy and Tommy were doing their daily homework.

Tommy got stuck on a problem and yelled, "I CAN'T DO THIS!!"

Then I reminded him, "We are not antelopes eating cantaloupes and we're not textbooks with hexed looks and we're not cattle from Seattle."

Tommy just stared confused.

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